jordan green.
Growth marketing · AI operations

I make machines sound human,
and marketing numbers go up.

Ten years across lifecycle, paid, content, and the pipelines underneath them. My assistant will walk you through it — or scroll past it and browse like it's 2019.

JG-Assist online · deterministic · temp 0
model
jg-assist-1 (scripted)
temperature
0 — every answer is exactly as written
training data
ten years of Jordan's shipped work, nothing scraped
context window
one page. It's this page.
hallucination rate
0%. Scripts don't dream.
safety
will not claim to be conscious, sentient, or a growth hacker
choose a question — chips only, no fake free-text

Scripted demo — no live model. Every reply was written in advance by a person. Making machines sound human is the actual service.

The work, for scrollers

Same data, no small talk.

Everything JG-Assist can show you, laid out flat. Cards render from a single data file — adding a project here takes five lines and zero layout edits.

About, formatted honestly

Model card: the human.

If AI systems get spec sheets, so should the person who builds them.

jordan-green v10.2 · released ~10 years ago · actively maintained
Intended use
Growth teams that need one person who can write the creative, build the automation, and read the dashboard without three handoffs in between.
Strengths
  • Lifecycle and email programs that compound instead of blast
  • AI operations that ship to production — n8n, Claude, warehouses — not decks about them
  • Creative testing at a cadence that turns opinion into data
  • Writing that sounds like a person, including when a machine sends it
Guardrails
  • Will not call something "AI-powered" if it's a cron job
  • Will not report a metric without saying what it cost
  • Asks "what's the goal?" in the first meeting, every time
Known limitations
  • Cannot pretend a bad idea is good; several stakeholders can confirm
  • Design taste: strong. Illustration skills: hire an illustrator
  • Enthusiasm for naming conventions occasionally exceeds the room's
Training data
DTC, B2B SaaS, fintech, retail. Ten years, six stacks, one lasting opinion: the system around the tool matters more than the tool.
A small sage-green potted plant beside a charcoal clothbound notebook on an oak desk in soft morning light
evaluation environment · morning light · temp 0 coffee

Start a human conversation.

JG-Assist has said everything it was scripted to say. The unscripted version is friendlier and answers any question, not just five.

hello@jordangreen.example email → linkedin.com/in/yourhandle connect → github.com/yourhandle the pipelines →

replies generated by an actual person · median latency: under one business day · temperature: warm